My sister is a student at a school of
medicine. This means that she knows how
to perform terrible – or, I suppose conceivably, wonderful – procedures upon
me, only she’s not legally permitted to do so.
As of yet, as of yet.
This in turn means – although it would not
necessarily follow for anyone other than my sister – that it is to her
professors she turns in officially diagnosing me with various ailments and subjecting
me to frequent and outlandish medical tests.
After my recent migraine blog post, she’s gone
and done it again. Here it is in the form A
VERY SHORT PLAY: